TG: whoa jade with the fucking haymaker TG: i need to go look for my teeth on the canvas as soon as shit stops spinning and there stops being like ten of you GG: heheheh GG: why dont we play in the snow later GG: as soon as you get some TG: time GG TG: time then shades GG TG: oh my fucking god GG GG: all that stuff blew up TG: blew up GG: its a long story that involves a pinata and a gun and a very naughty doggie TG: i completely understand everything about that practically entirely GG: so anyway, that reminds me ive got to talk to john!
GG: ive got to get him to make me some new gizmos Back on Earth, this causes her Dreambot to explode and Jade falls from her tower. Becquerel catches and places Jade on her bed. She soon goes back to sleep, but without a dream self she is sent to an unstable dream bubble in the Furthest Ring. The experience horrifies her, and with her conversation with Feferi afterward she adamantly refuses to go back to sleep. She also talks to Karkat - , and inadvertently fixes his hatred of his past and future selves which Nepeta regarded as auspisticizing.
Shortly afterward, John connects to her as her server. As John is about to prototype her sprite, he is put to sleep by Vriska. Becquerel then teleports everything in the foyer into space including Grandpa and prototypes himself, then blasts the incoming meteor with a green energy beam saving the island from destruction.
Jade is able to shoot the pinata blindfolded with Bec's help, allowing her to enter the Medium. After her entry, Jade continues to fall and once again falls asleep before being caught by Becquerel. In the dream bubbles, she once again encounters Feferi. She talks about how their guardians were prototyped before Jade remembers her previous conversations with her, upon which she asks why Feferi she was awake last time they had talked, only for Feferi to reveal that she was in fact dead.
Waking up from the shock, Jade is contacted by Dave who had been extensively time traveling throughout the session. Since John was without a computer or Sburb discs, Dave filled in as her server.
He redeployed the equipment which was destroyed when she entered. Jade then does some alchemizing. Notably, she used the code for Rose's crystal ball to create the Junior Compu-Sooth Spectagoggles , which allow her to see anywhere in the Medium. She sees the body of a dead Dave and talks to Alpha Dave, who reassures her he would not become that Dave. She then prototypes Becsprite with her dead dream self's stuffed corpse, which had ended up in her house's lab through time travel shenanigans.
Unfortunately, Jadesprite is not happy about being brought back to life. She throws a tantrum and breaks the lab off of the rest of Jade's tower. Karkat begins talking to her after this, and points out her hypocrisy, as she hated her alternate self and had previously insulted him for doing the same. He also brings a message from her future self to turn off the fourth wall which was in the lab, then draw it with her Pictionary modus.
Because her sprite has become useless, she asks Kanaya , another Hero of Space , for advice. Kanaya explains the Forge and frog breeding. However, whereas Kanaya had a period of several weeks to breed frogs and was still a little rushed, it seemed that her completing her duties would be impossible.
Despite Kanaya's advice, she still attempts to carry out her frog breeding duties, even though the session was doomed. After Rose goes grimdark Jade takes over planning for the team. She extensively consults with the trolls, particularly Karkat and Kanaya, as well as Aradia in her dreams. With Dave's help through time travel, she is able to do a lot of frog breeding in a short time, and to stoke the Forge. Unfortunately, Jack attacks her and Dave , and while she was safe as Jack would not hurt her because of Bec's prototyping, Dave is killed.
Jade revives his dream self with a kiss. After this Jack follows her around, due to Bec's imprinted feelings of loyalty. She makes a deal with her denizen to locate the final frog to complete the gene sequence of the Genesis Frog. In return, she has to find a way to bring the four planets of their medium with them into the new session after the scratch.
She accomplishes making the frog right before the Courtyard Droll kills her with a shaving cream bomb and Jack, motivated by the loyalty he gained from Bec's prototyping, places her on her Quest Bed where she ascends to god tier and merges with Jadesprite. With the new realization of full space powers she boards a Prospitan ship, summons John to her side and shrinks all the planets to a small size.
Finally, she enlarges the Fourth wall so they can fly through it. Jade spends three years flying through Andrew Hussie 's study with John on the Prospitian Battleship. She and Davesprite get along during the journey but break up at the end of the second year. Shortly after finally arriving in the session, Jade saves Jake and Jane from their Jack Noir teleporting him to the edge of the incipisphere.
Almost immediately, she is controlled by the Condesce 's powers. She proceeds to zap the Unreal Heiress Thoughtwave Tiaratop onto Jane's head, bringing her under the Condesce's control as well. She warps to the Condesce's location and teleports Dirk to the opposite end of the incipisphere and brings Roxy to the Condesce.
What happened next is unclear, but Jade is seen confronting Rose, Dave, Wayward Vagabond and the trolls on the meteor. Along with Jane, she proceeds to pave the way for the Condesce to take over the session and reclaim post-scratch Earth by shrinking it and bringing it into the session through a Skaian defense gate. She tasks Roxy with retrieving the Matriorb. She thereafter begins to track down John and finds him on the Land of Heat and Clockwork before he disappears again.
She then talks to Dave about upgrading his sword to match L o rd English 's weakness; this just reverts the sword to its original form, Caledfwlch. She and Dave then have a conversation about Dave not wanting to use time travel and Jade's relationship with Davesprite, which ends in Jade pushing the WV off of Dave's roof.
These events are temporarily altered when John appears in the middle of them with the powers he got from Caliborn 's juju. They talk about John's new abilities to change the alpha timeline, and how they relate to time travel, with the conversation about Davesprite and WV being pushed off the cliff both averted.
However, this is restored when John's future self flashes back through time and takes John away before Dave notices him. Sometime later, Jade is called to Derse after the resurrected Aranea lands there in the Prospitian battleship.
While Jane and Jade debate what to do about the battleship Aranea causes Jake to generate a Hope field that does significant damage to the surrounding area. Jade attempts to teleport him into the Furthest Ring but finds that her powers are unable to penetrate the Hope field , so she swaps the locations of Derse and LOFAF to prevent further damage to Derse, soon realizing this was a mistake as the tadpole of the Genesis Frog was close nearby and was a vital part of the Condesce's plan.
She then scales down her attack on Jake to avoid damaging the frog, but is knocked unconscious , breaking the Condesce's control over her and turning her back to normal. Knowing the Condesce will just take control over her once again when she wakes up, Aranea crushes her underneath her own house by the power of several mind-controlled Damara Megidos , killing her a reference to The Wizard of Oz , in which the Wicked Witch of the East is killed under Dorothy's house.
Jane attempts to trick them into dropping the body by summoning God Cat , however they give chase taking Jade's body with them. Dave having learned of Jane's ability to revive her chases them to reclaim the body but fails and is killed. Despite the company of the consorts , carapacians , and remaining sprites, Jade falls into a depression for the remainder of the journey across the Yellow Yard.
Towards the end of the journey Jade has a dream where she meets a god tier version of Calliope , who explains to her various things including the reason for John and Davesprite's deaths. What happened after the ship's arrival in the new session is partially unknown.
Jade presumably arrives in the session in a way similar to the alpha, greeting Jake and Jane before being taken control of by the Condesce and turning grimbark. She arrives on the trolls' meteor to teleport them away; however, in this timeline, Vriska is present on the meteor, a factor that the Condesce had not anticipated. She puts Jade to sleep before she can teleport the others away. Asleep, she then appears in the dream bubble of the Calliope who had been killed by Caliborn , meeting her and the Jane from this timeline and exchanging stories with them.
Jade and Calliope meet Alternate Calliope while Jade's physical self is on the victory platform with everyone else, still asleep, and it appears that she has to stay this way until the Condesce is defeated and can no longer mind-control her. After Jade awakes, she reconvenes with her fellow players as they go to claim the Ultimate Reward. She is seen holding the flooded B2 Earth as John reaches for the door to the new Universe. GG: i cant even believe the things im typing here!
GG: you treat everyone horribly, even yourself, i cant even fathom how awful it is to be you? GG: past karkat, youre acting like a bigger jerk than he is and i think you know that!
GG: as if theres even a real difference between you two. GG: stop it!!!! GG: ugh, i dont know whats worse, jerk karkat or goofy sycophant karkat? GG: i cant stand it, whether youre trying to be nice or just being a crazy asshole, you are just so weird!!!
TG] AT? TG: ahahahahah oh god? TG: dude i cant believe you were just getting on our case about hitting on the troll girls? TG: and then literally the very next memo you are slobbering all over jade? EB: maybe you should like, wear an alarm clock or something.
EB: so what was the deal with the meteor? GG: well GG: its hard to explain!!! GG: but GG: i know what it is now! GG: and now i know everythings going to be ok!!! EB: so what is it??? EB: or is this just another thing you're "waiting" to tell me??? GG: oh gosh john i really want to tell you all this stuff!!! GG: but i cant yet GG: i really think you need to wake up first!
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